promo for tv shows loveeeeee putting characters in clothes they wouldnt be caught dead wearing in the actual show

peeta mellark and his lesbian tendencies

ive been reading some fanfics and i have some Thoughts

what if you ordered an uber and waited the whole time and then just some guy showed up and told you to get on his back. and that was the uber

burrito

i think my first exposure to jumpscares was that one moment in elf when the raccoon attacked buddy

does anyone want to give me 1 william dollars so i can open my own video rental store

which is why he should be with a MAN instead!

welcome to mucus city, population me

throat so sore my jaw hurts

big things happening on tiktok live

put that man in a crop top RIGHT NOW

he's a lesbian to me

it should be illegal to sing a musical differently than the way i like it

growing up on gmm and their music probably did something to my psyche

i love how so many yt videos abt the saw series start their saw4 sections with "so the movie opens with john kramer's cock and balls"

wade wilson when he mutated

the tension between me and this cardboard cutout of wolverine in the movie theatre lobby was CRAZY...

can i call a real life 77 year old man my babygirl or will i be kicked out

i forgot abt the worm men

if you dont know what your blorbo sounds like on the verge of a breakdown then what are you even doing

can i use she/her for the archivist or will i be shot dead

does anyone else have a bug jar or is it just me

just gave my middle aged cat a packet of wet food and when i opened the packet i got sprayed in the face with gravy

has this been done yet

in a hyundai elantra rn (uber) and theres like maybe 5 dials and less than a dozen buttons and then theres just a screen. they neutered her...

wearing a tank top is all fun and games until you lay down and suddenly your boob is all the way down the street ordering a breakfast wrap at tim hortons

into the woods will always be one of my favourite musicals ever. it sm to way why does this gif come up when search into the woods musical

alternate universe where instead of putting "minors dni" in their bio when turning 18, people put "miners dni" cause theyre prejudiced against people who work underground to obtain minerals

(guy on his period voice) why am i getting random pains in my body

hmm i wonder why i feel so Off has not been taking their medication

what if i AM reading porn for the plot. what if.