[DAN REYNOLDSS] I've never known darker times And I've covered the protests live At the Hatchetfield kennel I am Dan Reynolds [DAN REYNOLDS - SPOKEN] ...with action news weekdays at 10pm [OFFICER BAILEY] I hate to relay the news But the football team might be screwed Stay inside, watch your children! 'Cause our losin' streaks comin' [RHONDA] Our losin' streaks comin'! [SOLOMON, (ENSEMBLE)] There's a man on the loose And he's got a gun Better put out the APB! The psycho's killed two If he gets me next, make it three! (If he gets me next, I could be three!) [ALL] We're chasing wild goose And we don't know how Watch the blame go around! Man down, down, down, down [DAN REYNOLDS] Who's swinging the Hatchet now In Hatchet Town? [ALL] Someone's got their hands on the Hatchet handle Swinging on the youth, it's a Hatchet scandal Careful or your folks will end up a cannibal's plate It ain't great! You're better on the run than are you hiding Suddenly this quiet town's exciting! [BOY JERRY] I heard that the brains were soup Their intestines were cut in two So it's gotta be Donna! [DAN REYNOLDS] Yeah, it's gotta be Donna! [DONNA DAGGIT - SPOKEN] Dan?! [KAREN] Reynold's was in the school We all know he's the local mule Selling drugs to our children! [DAN REYNOLDS - SPOKEN] I'm a volunteer counselor! [KAREN] We know he loves killing! [DAN REYNOLDS - SPOKEN] Well, I certainly don't LOVE killing! [ENSEMBLE] Bailey's on the loose and he's got a gun And he's got a motive to kill! [OFFICER BAILEY - SPOKEN] I'm a cop! [ALL] The case is closed his description matches the bill (Fits the bill, he fits the bill) Killers gotta go and for what he's done If you don't take him in, I will Man down, down, down, down Who's swinging the hatchet now in Hatchet Town? [ENSEMBLE, (SOLOMAN - SPOKEN)] Lauter's got his hands on the Hatchet handle (What, what what?) Swinging on the youth from his high mantle (I am the mayor!) Careful or your kids will end up on Karen's plate! [KAREN - SPOKEN] Excuse me?! [ENSEMBLE] She just ate! [KAREN - SPOKEN] How DARE you! [ALL] You're better on the run than you are hiding Suddenly this quiet towns divided Singing all these songs gives him greater windows to kill! But we're singing still! [RHONDA] Ooh!~ I remember before the lockdown The sun was shining on our town And our kids could walk the streets Ooh!~ I remember the candy and rainbows No hatred, only halos And I knew what a life could mean Until Jerry... Went on his murder spree [DAN REYNOLDS - SPOKEN] I knew it was Jerry! [BOY JERRY - SPOKEN] It was Girl Jerri, that dirty girl! [OFFICER BAILEY - SPOKEN] Let's kill him! [ALL] Someone's got their hands on the Hatchet handle Swinging on the youth, it's a Hatchet scandal Careful or your kids will encounter a terrible fate We're at Hell's gate! You're better on the run from this bloody-letting Suddenly this show is real upsetting It's looking like the Hatchet sun is setting on us Who can we trust? Who's swinging the Hatchet now? Can I shit or will I drown? [ENSEMBLE, (KAREN)] Man down, down, down, down (He's going down! He's going down!) [ALL] Who stepped on our hallowed ground In Hatchet Town? ------------------------------------------------------------ listen to the song on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQvcgErKkS4